nia559
Amazon Wishlist: https://rb.gy/u40rl
Be the only person to get me a birthday gift this year; it’d mean a lot to me, and be beneficial for you (if you peruse the list, you’ll understand why, lol)
0nlyfan$: https://t.ly/3weYx
(or search OF for nianevertells)
Nia’s No Tits
But All Dat Ass
Board
(aka Nia’s Notice Board…lol)
New Number (559) 540-9826
My dumbass let somebody pay via Venmo/PayPal and they did a chargeback on me so I can never accept Venmo/PayPal again just FYI…that loser ruined it for you all…that’s why I never accepted PayPal before but I decided to give it a chance again, but nope...
…nevermore.
🩷I took a brief hiatus due to family emergency, but I’m back and ready to FACK (No not fuck, I said FACK; F-A-C-K, F-A-C-K; FACK, FACK, FACK, FACKING FREAK MEEEEEE!)
Bad reviews were written by people who were unhappy I wasn’t available during this time.
I’m currently updating my official website to have a booking application you can easily fill-out and send.
(If you got my Eminem reference earlier, I’d we are going to be good [beneficial] friends hahaha)
“updated. 11.04.23
nia nevermore
"...Quothe the Raven...Nevermore." - Edgar Allen Poe
🥀
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Once a big booty goth girlfriend, but now since metamorphosed into a classy, sophisticated woman with an ardent love for Gothic poetry and dark literature, I love sharing the finer things in life with witty & generous individuals.
I can go from streets to charity fundraiser in 0.05 seconds.
I once dated a French suit and pompadour wearing Oxford professor/poetey scholar who told me I‘m the only one in a 200 mile radius smart enough to understand him and a few months later dated a hot street felon half his age who barely talked and prob had the IQ and personality of a pet rock.
I‘m a weird ass bitch—but you love it.
I'm bisexual. Bring a girl sometime, or another provider.
I work with couples as well. Whether I'm hired to spice up your sex life or help a woman reach her first big O (and teaching you how to get her there quickly every time) I love saving and strengthening relationships.
I'm always turned on and writing the last paragraph made me really wish I had a woman to please. Someone make that happen, ASAP rocky lol. PS: I love thin, natural blondes. My ex looked like a damn model...*gets depressed reminiscing*
My style affords me a sweet, innocent—somewhat shy, even—submissive appeal.
But oh, how looks can deceive.
I’m like finally nailing that cute kindergarten teacher/secretary/accountant you’ve always had your eye on, and finding out what a dirty, freaky, nympho slut she really is.
PS: Id ever you desire to go down the BDSM rabbit hole with me, (I’m a switch, fyi) have a black full-body latex/pvc/vinyl catsuit made for me; a headpiece with horns is a must as well.
I’m a luxury companion, and my prices reflect the high value I place on myself and on my body.
Please don't insult me by trying to haggle. You will be blocked.
I'm quite the peculiar human, and likely unlike anyone you've met thus far in your journey on this 👽 gold 🪙 farm.
But, enough about me.
I want to hear about you.
For an additional fee of $30, we can meet at a Starbucks for an in-person verification.
Yes, $30.
My time is valuable, and if you refuse to verify by normal means, you will incur this (reasonable) fee.
Or, we can save time and you can save money by paying the deposit LOL be smarter than the scammy whores. It's not hard to see who's a scammer if you just use that little blobby thing 🧠 inside your skull.
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Disability-friendly ✔️
Non-discriminatory ✔️
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Offerings
Vanilla dates offer a satisfying, safe, vanilla experience that fulfills the needs of most clients.
Diamond dates (previously referred to as Premium/PSE) offer the porn star experience (PSE) and are less restrictive and more frisky than vanilla dates for guaranteed satisfaction
VIP experiences fulfill your EVERY fantasy/desire and are kink/role-play friendly with extras* including c*ck 🍆 worship and an (optional) video recording of our time together and (only with your written consent) may be uploaded as content to my OF account (search OF @ nianevertells)
NOTE: NOTHING WHERE IM TIED UP OR RESTRAINED UNLESS I HAVE A “BODYGUARD”PRESENT. YOU CAN BE RESTRAINED, THOUGH.
*Build-a-Babe total look customization is complimentary with VIP experiences (to ensure my appearance matches the girl of your dreams)
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Cyber Siren
Virtual dates to get to know me when we can’t meet in person yet; choose from a variety of activities rated G thoroughly M (watch a movie, control one of my teledildonic toys (app controlled; i.e. the pink Lush you see sticking out of the cam girls on Chaturbate, MFC, Stripchat, etc.) watch a movie while controlling one of my toys…toy showS…& more…)
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Investment
*See donation details above the goddamn autobiography I’m turning this “bio” into
I only discuss details in person so please DO NOT ask for specifics.
You’ll be satisfied; that’s all you need to know.
Small deposit may be required to book
If you have a request I’m unable to fulfill (i.e. blood ritual/virgin sacrifice/butt banging you [that’s one I’d really have to think deeply about before considering], etc.), you’ll receive your deposit back.
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🚨ᴠᴇʀɪꜰɪᴄᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ɪs ʀᴇǫᴜɪʀᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʙᴏᴏᴋ!🚨
You must be verified in order to book.
Verification is required to see me.
Did I mention you have to be verified to book?
I need to know your name for my safety.
NDAs available if you have privacy concerns.
VERIFICATION IS SEPARATE FROM PD SCREENING.
I’m highly trusted by powerful and respected individuals.
”Nia NEVER TELLS” - Do you get it now? Good.
Verification can take place by one of the following:
Verified Private Delights (PD) with 2+ verified reviews
2+ Provider References
$50 deposit via either Cash App + selfie of you holding your ID
DM and friend request sent from your active Instagram or Facebook account; your profile must contain a myriad of photos—photos of yourself—not photos of trees, food, and/or clichè quotes written atop pictures of sunsets—just a bunch of selfies and photos with friends—like the average human being (however, if you’re not the average human being, I suggest a different method of verification suitable for extraterrestrials such as ETjohns AlienSlut Verification Services)
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❤️Ready to book?❤️
Fill out the message template below and text it to me.
Send your verification proof (as noted directly above).
Send your deposit (20% of total) to my cashapp $thot4thoth or text me for my wallet address to pay in Bitcoin, pay via Monero, or a prepaid Serve Visa card.
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Message Template
Fill out. Copy. Paste. Send. Done. Easy.
Hi, my name is _____ and I am located in _____. My PD handle is _____, where you can see my many provider reviews with provider responses. The day I ’d like to book you is _____ for a length of _____ at the time of _____. Please send me your cashtag so I can cashapp your deposit and lock-in my experience.
EXAMPLE:
Hi, my name is Nia Nevermore and I am located in Hell. My PD handle is nia559, where you can see my many provider reviews with provider responses. The day I ’d like to book you is today for a length of 2 hours at the time of 7pm. Please send me your cashtag so I can cashapp your deposit and lock-in my experience.
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IF YOU DO NOT FOLLOW THESE INSTRUCTIONS, YOUR INQUIRY WILL NOT BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY!
NOTE:
(1) Please message only (NO CALLS) initially.
(2) I NEVER flake and I NEVER take your money and run; if you don’t hear from me, there’s a good reason (phone issues, personal emergency, etc), and I will get back to you promptly within 24-48 hours.
(3) Don’t forget to subscribe to my OF and follow me on Twitter, TikTok, and IG.
Home base
California City ,CA ,US
Available
Amazon Wishlist: https://rb.gy/u40rl
Be the only person to get me a birthday gift this year; it’d mean a lot to me, and be beneficial for you (if you peruse the list, you’ll understand why, lol)
0nlyfan$: https://t.ly/3weYx
(or search OF for nianevertells)
Nia’s No Tits
But All Dat Ass
Board
(aka Nia’s Notice Board…lol)
New Number (559) 540-9826
My dumbass let somebody pay via Venmo/PayPal and they did a chargeback on me so I can never accept Venmo/PayPal again just FYI…that loser ruined it for you all…that’s why I never accepted PayPal before but I decided to give it a chance again, but nope...
…nevermore.
🩷I took a brief hiatus due to family emergency, but I’m back and ready to FACK (No not fuck, I said FACK; F-A-C-K, F-A-C-K; FACK, FACK, FACK, FACKING FREAK MEEEEEE!)
Bad reviews were written by people who were unhappy I wasn’t available during this time.
I’m currently updating my official website to have a booking application you can easily fill-out and send.
(If you got my Eminem reference earlier, I’d we are going to be good [beneficial] friends hahaha)
“updated. 11.04.23
nia nevermore
"...Quothe the Raven...Nevermore." - Edgar Allen Poe
🥀
•~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~•
Once a big booty goth girlfriend, but now since metamorphosed into a classy, sophisticated woman with an ardent love for Gothic poetry and dark literature, I love sharing the finer things in life with witty & generous individuals.
I can go from streets to charity fundraiser in 0.05 seconds.
I once dated a French suit and pompadour wearing Oxford professor/poetey scholar who told me I‘m the only one in a 200 mile radius smart enough to understand him and a few months later dated a hot street felon half his age who barely talked and prob had the IQ and personality of a pet rock.
I‘m a weird ass bitch—but you love it.
I'm bisexual. Bring a girl sometime, or another provider.
I work with couples as well. Whether I'm hired to spice up your sex life or help a woman reach her first big O (and teaching you how to get her there quickly every time) I love saving and strengthening relationships.
I'm always turned on and writing the last paragraph made me really wish I had a woman to please. Someone make that happen, ASAP rocky lol. PS: I love thin, natural blondes. My ex looked like a damn model...*gets depressed reminiscing*
My style affords me a sweet, innocent—somewhat shy, even—submissive appeal.
But oh, how looks can deceive.
I’m like finally nailing that cute kindergarten teacher/secretary/accountant you’ve always had your eye on, and finding out what a dirty, freaky, nympho slut she really is.
PS: Id ever you desire to go down the BDSM rabbit hole with me, (I’m a switch, fyi) have a black full-body latex/pvc/vinyl catsuit made for me; a headpiece with horns is a must as well.
I’m a luxury companion, and my prices reflect the high value I place on myself and on my body.
Please don't insult me by trying to haggle. You will be blocked.
I'm quite the peculiar human, and likely unlike anyone you've met thus far in your journey on this 👽 gold 🪙 farm.
But, enough about me.
I want to hear about you.
For an additional fee of $30, we can meet at a Starbucks for an in-person verification.
Yes, $30.
My time is valuable, and if you refuse to verify by normal means, you will incur this (reasonable) fee.
Or, we can save time and you can save money by paying the deposit LOL be smarter than the scammy whores. It's not hard to see who's a scammer if you just use that little blobby thing 🧠 inside your skull.
•~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~•
Disability-friendly ✔️
Non-discriminatory ✔️
•~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~•
Offerings
Vanilla dates offer a satisfying, safe, vanilla experience that fulfills the needs of most clients.
Diamond dates (previously referred to as Premium/PSE) offer the porn star experience (PSE) and are less restrictive and more frisky than vanilla dates for guaranteed satisfaction
VIP experiences fulfill your EVERY fantasy/desire and are kink/role-play friendly with extras* including c*ck 🍆 worship and an (optional) video recording of our time together and (only with your written consent) may be uploaded as content to my OF account (search OF @ nianevertells)
NOTE: NOTHING WHERE IM TIED UP OR RESTRAINED UNLESS I HAVE A “BODYGUARD”PRESENT. YOU CAN BE RESTRAINED, THOUGH.
*Build-a-Babe total look customization is complimentary with VIP experiences (to ensure my appearance matches the girl of your dreams)
•~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~•
Cyber Siren
Virtual dates to get to know me when we can’t meet in person yet; choose from a variety of activities rated G thoroughly M (watch a movie, control one of my teledildonic toys (app controlled; i.e. the pink Lush you see sticking out of the cam girls on Chaturbate, MFC, Stripchat, etc.) watch a movie while controlling one of my toys…toy showS…& more…)
•~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~•
Investment
*See donation details above the goddamn autobiography I’m turning this “bio” into
I only discuss details in person so please DO NOT ask for specifics.
You’ll be satisfied; that’s all you need to know.
Small deposit may be required to book
If you have a request I’m unable to fulfill (i.e. blood ritual/virgin sacrifice/butt banging you [that’s one I’d really have to think deeply about before considering], etc.), you’ll receive your deposit back.
•~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~•
🚨ᴠᴇʀɪꜰɪᴄᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ɪs ʀᴇǫᴜɪʀᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʙᴏᴏᴋ!🚨
You must be verified in order to book.
Verification is required to see me.
Did I mention you have to be verified to book?
I need to know your name for my safety.
NDAs available if you have privacy concerns.
VERIFICATION IS SEPARATE FROM PD SCREENING.
I’m highly trusted by powerful and respected individuals.
”Nia NEVER TELLS” - Do you get it now? Good.
Verification can take place by one of the following:
Verified Private Delights (PD) with 2+ verified reviews
2+ Provider References
$50 deposit via either Cash App + selfie of you holding your ID
DM and friend request sent from your active Instagram or Facebook account; your profile must contain a myriad of photos—photos of yourself—not photos of trees, food, and/or clichè quotes written atop pictures of sunsets—just a bunch of selfies and photos with friends—like the average human being (however, if you’re not the average huma